Saturday, December 20, 2008

Bloggin' on the Phone!

Just so you all know, the iPhone is not the end all be all in blogging. Something about the text doesn't want to work in the blog setup.

Ohh, and about the title, imagine the tune of Livin' on the Edge by Aerosmith with the words Bloggin' on the Phone. Always wanted to do that since I had this phone.

So, i've got a webcomic for everyone. Everyone should go to www.theoutercircle.com
I know I'm not the bastion of knowledge of the interwebs but trust me, this shit be funny. That's all for now.


Alex English

Bloggin on the Phone!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Ah, how the time flies...

I was originally going to post something about the New Xbox Live Experience and how cool it is or how much of a fanboy I am, but I figured that I would just tell that in one long run-on sentence that just won't seem to be going anywhere at first, but you will all see.

Phew.

Let us examine something. Microsoft has "fanboys". That statement is pretty monumental when you think about it. After all, it's MICROSOFT! Doesn't everyone hate them because they rule the computing world with a Monopoly like fist? Aren't they the harbingers of the Blue Screen of Death? Not to mention the myriad of issues with the Xbox 360 systems. Microsoft has only had 2 consoles to date. Sony has had 3 and Nintendo has had 5. It is understandable for people to have a deep devotion to one of those companies. They've been around forever and you've probably played/owned multiple consoles/handhelds from each of them. Microsoft comes on the scene in 2001 and by 2008 has a larger install base than Sony? WTF?! I think the fact that Microsoft has fanboys is awesome and shows what those people under Mr. Gates can do with a little bit of drive and need.

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"The Devil's Greatest Trick"
"Make the world believe you are not Satan and then make the world actually like you"

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Too much time...

They gave us too much time.

That phrase will forever be burned in my brain as the coolest comment from any college football player. This was uttered by Graham Harrell when asked about his amazing minute and 29 second scoring drive to win the Texas Tech/Texas game.

Too much time?

What can you do in a minute and a half? Here is a list of things I could do in a minute and a half:
1. Brush my teeth
2. Drink a glass of chocolate milk
3. Urinate profusely from said chocolate milk
4. Sell a reserve or subscription to a customer
5. Get dressed
6. Get undressed
7. Pet a cat
8. Make a phone call
9. Simple algebra equations
10. Make a list of things I could do in a minute and a half

What do you think about that? Well, I don't see 'Win a completely insane and intense football game in front of millions of viewers'. Maybe that's just me. I'm not Texas Tech and I'm not Graham Harrell. He's going to get lucky tonight. Maybe he'll take longer than a minute and a half.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

After this, I'm done...

So, I was just going about my business, not playing Guitar Hero World Tour and what do you know, I found a corporate tie in that just made me sick (literally).

I don't know how to put the link in a nice "here", so you'll just have to visit this monstrosity:
http://kotaku.com/5069584/guitar-hero-world-tour-meets-kfc-in-heart-attack-tie+in

Basically, they made a meal deal out of Guitar Hero at KFC. That would explain the ads in the game about said restaurant.

Bewildred because of Guitar Hero's lack of excitement, we put back in Rock Band 2 and were delivered a suprise: the audio is actually better on Rock Band. It wasn't a bias, we just put the other game in and immediatly noticed a difference. Now let me say, if you're making a rhythm game, don't you think you should get the sound right?

Monday, October 27, 2008

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

This blog brought to you by...

Hey all, just trying to make a new blog and wouldn't you know that I deleted a big post I was making because a hit a few keys in some magical sequence. It must have been my subconscious doing it, that's the ticket. Anyway, I'm going to quickly discuss what I was talking about before.

There is something affecting video games everywhere....corporate sponsorships.

It takes a lot of money to develop video games. Let us examine a well known franchise, Halo. It took $20 Million to develop Halo, $40 Million to develop Halo 2, and finally $80 Million to develop Halo 3. If anyone didn't catch that pattern, please begin counting to a million and we'll be right back with you.

So, as development cost rise, game companies have a couple of options, in my opinion:
(They are in order of what actually happens to what needs to happen)

1. Cross Platform Development: This is the case for most current-generation (current-gen) games on the market, they are released for multiple platforms, Xbox 360, Playstation 3, or Nintendo Wii. Although this costs a little bit more money (more often than not they outsource one or more system's development duties to another company) they make up the money by profit from offering to a wider crowd.

2. Corporate Sponsorships: Anyone who has played Fight Night Round 3 knows about corporate sponsorships. You had the Burger King King as your corner man. That creepy bastard knows no mercy. Anyway, companies love to shell out the big bucks to be put in a popular video game. Don't remember seeing this in game? Next time you play a game that is "realistic", look for the ads, they're there. I'll go into the reason why I'm bringing this up later, but just know it is a lazy development tool that some things could do without. Although, we'll use the Fight Night Round 3 as a reference, sponsorships do add something to the realism. Boxing has sold out long before and it was kind of cool to see it in a game about boxing, but I digress...
It is worth noting that Fight Night Round 3 was a beautiful and fantastic playing game.

3. Make Good Games! I really shouldn't have to explain this, but lets take a look at some numbers: Halo 3 sold 300 million copies in one day, Grand Theft Auto sold 350 million copies in one week, and Facebreaker (a terrible boxing game on Xbox 360 and PS3) sold 42,000 copies to date. That's not a lot. I'm not saying make nothing but sequals, take first time game Dead Space, it's selling really well now and it's a sequal to nothing. Take your time, spend the money, put the passion into, and above all, make it fun! You'll get your money's worth out of the game.

So, those are just my opinions. Now, onto my reason for posting on this topic: Guitar Hero World Tour. I don't have too much time to discuss it, seeing as how it is 4:37 in the morning, but I'll say a little bit. I am not a fan of Guitar Hero World Tour. It is way too commercialized. In every stage Jason and I played on, there were at least 2 separate corporate logos. While that was kind of silly, I have to mention that we had corporately sponsored tshirts that we were required to wear during the midnight launch. This was in addition to the Level 5 gum that we had to distribute and the Coke Merchandise that was provided to guests attending the midnight launch event. All of this might have flown over my head, but when I noticed a KFC sign and a red Coke bottle in the game, the dots became connected.

I don't care about those things you might say, it doesn't affect the game play. Yeah, ask a politician if Special Interest Groups with a lot of money affect their attitudes towards issues. The fact is that Guitar Hero is a billion dollar revenue franchise. Advertisers know that and want a lot of people to see there stuff. That's fine, I'm a businessman and I can respect that model. What I can't respect is putting forth a substandard product in the midst of all that advertising. Guitar Hero World Tour fails at what it's supposed to do, allow you to have fun.