Kitten Alarm Clock

Having trouble waking up? Sleeping just a little too much these day? Fully rested for your day? If you answered 'yes' to any of those questions, well, partner, we've got a product for you!

THE KITTEN ALARM CLOCK!


Yes friend, you too can have your very own kitten alarm clock! For the modest adoption fee of $25, a kitten alarm will be delivered to you as soon as you pick it up from the animal shelter! Look at those features!

Kitten Alarm Clock comes with:
-Annoying bouncing motions!
-Full surround sound mewing!
-Crazy Cold Nose Action!
-Tiny Claws of Annoyance













Order now and we'll throw in a second kitten alarm clock for the same price! Wow! What a deal!

So, if you're tired of sleeping in and having a restful night, the Kitten Alarm Clock is for you!